Some Bruce Stuff

This is a pretty hilarious (yet realistic) prediction for the halftime show.

"As a lifelong Bruce Springsteen fan, the Super Bowl ads for his performance next month never stop flooring me. Don't they know how the man is wired? He can't bang out three songs without sprinkling one autobiographical story in there, and he certainly can't just go away without returning for an encore, right? (Note to the NFL: After Bruce finishes his set, hog-tie him to one of the uprights or else he's coming back out for three more songs. Just trust me. You don't want Bruce wandering back onto the field with his guitar like Shooter in "Hoosiers" and getting bowled over by a safety.) Look, Bruce might be telling the NFL, "Don't worry, I won't tell a story. I'll just sing my three songs and get out of there." But he won't be able to do it. You watch. We're gonna get a moment like this after the second song.

"Tampa Baaaaaaaay! (Crowd cheers.) Is anyone alive tonight??? (Crowd goes crazy.) Super Bowl Forty-Threeeeeee!!! (Crowd goes crazy as Bruce turns somber.) You know, when I was growing up, the only thing my dad hated more than me was my guitar. (Crowd hushes.) He was always saying, 'Bruce, I wish you never got that danged guitar.' So one day I was playing it in my room, my dad was watching Super Bowl Three between the Jets and … uh … uh … I think it was the Colts. Big man, was it the Colts? (Clarence says, 'Yeah, boss. The Colts.') Well, turns out my dad had a ton of money on the Colts … and they lost. But I didn't care. I was just up in my room strummin' my guitar. Then Dad came upstairs, and I remember asking, "Hey, Pop, who won the game?" And Dad got mad and broke my guitar over my head. He busted me up pretty bad, I needed 589 stitches to close the wound. From then on, I knew I needed to start watching football. And so I did. (Dramatic pause.) This is 'Darlington County.'""

SO FUNNY wow.

On the same note:

The new album is getting some mixed reviews, and I have to agree with the less-favoring ones. The album truly only had like one GREAT song, which was a bonus track and so doesn't even count. This is exactly what happened in the '90s...as soon as Springsteen becomes content with his situation, his music sucks. 90's, he started a family, moved to Hollywood, and released two of the worst albums of that decade. Now, with Obama sworn in, Bruce is cruising again, and he has nothing to say. Listen to songs like "Queen of the Supermarket", which is easily the worst song he has ever written, and "This Life", which says absolutely nothing worthwhile. Oh, if only McCain had won, we would be listening to a much better album, cause he would be depressed, and a depressed Springsteen = Darkness on the Edge of Town and Nebraska. I bet all the Springsteen fans who voted for Obama are regretting it now, huh?

Also, I need to go see him live on April 1, for the first date of the new tour. I have to watch the halftime on Sunday too, for sure, and I'm hoping he plays his old songs instead of any from this album, because as I said before, it's filled with mediocre songs.